Are you oxygen…
Cause I can’t breathe when you’re away from me
Are you Atlantis…
Cause I’ve spent all my life searching for you
Are you eternity…
Cause I’d wait forever to be with you
Are you extreme weather…
Cause you blew me away
If you were a booger…
I’d pick you
You look like trash…
Can I take you out
Are you a unicorn…
Because you’re my fantasy
Are you a sheep…
Because you body is unbaaaa-eliveable
Roses are red, violets are blue, there’s nothing in the world…
More precious than you
Are you religious…
Cause you are the answer to my prayers
They say a kiss is the language of love…
Want to have a conversation
Wanna get some coffee…
Cause I like you a latte
Are you a camera…
Cause everytime I look at you I smile
Are you into Science…
Cause I have my ion you
Do you believe in love at first sight…
Or should I walk by again
Are you a broom…
Cause you just swept me off my feet
Are you ice cream…
Cause I want to spoon you
Do you like reptiles…
Cause iguana be with you
Do you have a pencil?
Cause I want to erase your past and write our future
Is your name Ariel…
Cause we’re mermaid for each other
Is your name Dunkin…
Cause I donut want to be spend another day without you
Are you an omelette…
Cause you’re getting me eggcited
You like fruit…
Cause I love you from my head tomatoes
Do you mind if I walk you home?
My mother always told me to follow my dreams
Are you a cat…
Cause I feline a connection with you
Did you swallow magnets..
Cause your attractive
Did you feel that…
Cupid just shot an arrow through your heart
People want to be your sun…
But I want to be your Moon, to light up your darkest moments
You must be a gift…
Because it feels like Christmas
Are you a magician…
Cause you just made everyone in the room disappear
Excuse me, can I tie your shoes…
I don’t want you falling for anyone else
Are you a bank loan…
Cause you’ve got my interest
It’d be impossible to play hide and seek with you…
Because people like you are impossible to find
Are you from Tennessee…
Cause you’re the only 10 I see
Are you a mountain…
Cause I can’t get over you
Are you a campfire…
Cause you’re hot and I want s’more
Are you a 90° angle…
Cause you look right to me
Did you sit in a pile of sugar…
Cause you’re sweet
If nothing last forever…
Will you be my nothing
Is your face McDonald’s…
Cause I’m lovin it!!!
Your lips look lonely…
Would they like to meet mine
Excuses me, do you have a band aid…
I just hurt myself falling for you
You must be a broken clock…
Because time stands still when I look at you
If I was a cat…
I’d spend all 9 lives with you
On a scale from 1 to 10…
Your a 9 and I’m the only 1 you need
Do you play soccer…
Because you’re a keeper
Are you chapstick…
Because your da balm
Hey Beautiful, I know where I’ve see you before…
My dreams
Are you a volcano…
Cause I lava you
Can I borrow a kiss…
I promise I’ll give it back
Are you a banana…
Cause I find you a peeling
If you were a fruit…
You’d be a fine-apple
Are you Australian…
Cause you meet all of my Kolaifications
If I could rearrange the alphabet…
I’d put “U” and “I” together
If you were a steak…
You’d be well done
Do you have a pair of gloves I can borrow…
Cause you are to hot to handle
If I told you, you had a beautiful body…
would you hold it against me
Let’s make like a fabric softener and Snuggle
Was that an earthquake…
Or did you just rock my world
Do you have an inhaler…
Because you took my breath away
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day…
I’d have a Galaxy in my hand
Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s…
Cause you are unforgettable
Do you have a name…
Or can I call you mine
I’m not a photographer…
But I can picture us together
Is your dad a preacher…
Cause you’re a blessing
Are you Netflix…
Cause I could watch you for hours
Are you a cat…
Because you’re puuurrrrrfect
If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one
Your hand looks heavy…
Can I hold it for you
Are you a keyboard…
Cause you’re just my type
I’d say God bless You…
But it looks like he already has
We’re not sox…
But I think we’d make a great pair
Are you from Russia…
Cause you Russian my heart rate
Are you a lottery ticket…
Cause I just won the Jackpot
Are you a parking ticket…
Cause you have fine written all over you
Can you spare some change…
Cause I’d love you buy some of your time
Are you a good swimmer…
Cause I’d love to be your life guard
Do you know where my heart is…
Cause I lost it when, I saw you
Are you a candle…
Cause you light up a room
You must be detention…
Because you’re way to cool for school
Are you Papa Bear’s porridge… Cause you’re hot
Are you H2O…
Cause I’d die after 3 days of missing you
Are you a staple…
Cause you hold me together
Are you tape…
Cause I’m stuck on you
Are you a stamp…
Cause you left your mark on me
Are you milk…
Cause you’ll do my body good
Excuse me, do you know where I could find a Dr.?
Cause your beauty is killing me
Excuse me, Do you have the time…
Cause I have all the time in the world for you
If you were a vegetable…
You’d be a cute-cumber
I want to live in your socks…
So I can be with you every step of the way
Is your dad a baker…
Cause you have some nice buns
Are you my appendix…
Cause I have a funning feeling around my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out
Are you an interior decorator… Cause when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful
Do you have a map…
I’m getting lost in your eyes
I don’t have a library card…
Do you mind if I check you out?
Are you a fruit…
Cause Honeydew you know how fine you look right now
Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth…
I’d still fall for you
Was your dad a boxer…
Cause your a knockout
My love for you is like diarrhea…
I just can’t hold it in
Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast…
Cause you look magically delicious to me
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…
Pointless
Is your last name Gillette…
Cause your the best a man can get
You look familiar. Did we take a class together…
I could’ve sworn we had chemistry
Is your name Google…
Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for
If you were coffee you’d be espresso…
because you’re so fine
There’s something wrong with my phone…
It doesn’t have your number in it
You look cold..
Want to use me as a blanket?
If you were words on a page…
You’d be fine print.
Do you have a sunburn…
Or are you always this hot?
If you were a Transformer…
You’d be Optimus Fine.
You may be asked to leave soon… You’re making everyone else look bad
Can I take your picture…
to show Santa what I want for Christmas
You look a lot like my next crush
Are you Shrek…
Cause I’m head Ogre heals for you
LeiaSmiles (*SM!LE*) 